'Belly' of the Roversh
THE TRUE VOICE OF THE NORTH EAST - (AH THINK SAE!)
BELLY'S DAILY DIARY
22 July 2008
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre...
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belly on frogs loans11 July 2008
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller...
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belly on irish pets10 July 2008
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle.
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belly on childrens science exam answers9 July 2008
Answers that some kids used in recent exams!
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belly on drunken people1 July 2008
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by...
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belly on bush resignation speech28 June 2008
If President Bush resigned today, this is what his speech would be.....
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belly on tv gaffs26 June 2008
Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV and Radio:
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belly on blonde teachers25 June 2008
A blonde gets a job as a teacher.
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belly on oil and politicians24 June 2008
A lot of people can't understand how we came to ...
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belly on gynaecologists23 June 2008
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist.
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Archive
belly on classes for men
by Dimitar Ivanov , 19 June 2008 | shown 51 times
belly on poodles
by Dimitar Ivanov , 18 June 2008 | shown 19 times
belly on over 50s
by Dimitar Ivanov , 16 June 2008 | shown 19 times
belly on signs
by Dimitar Ivanov , 14 June 2008 | shown 21 times
belly on red indians
by Dimitar Ivanov , 13 June 2008 | shown 17 times
belly on geordies and jesus
by Dimitar Ivanov , 11 June 2008 | shown 19 times
belly on old schools and new schools
by Dimitar Ivanov , 6 June 2008 | shown 35 times
belly on kennedy and lincoln
by Dimitar Ivanov , 5 June 2008 | shown 29 times
belly women on choosing husbands
by Dimitar Ivanov , 2 June 2008 | shown 25 times
belly and eu directive no 456179
by Dimitar Ivanov , 31 May 2008 | shown 56 times
belly on curtain rods
by Dimitar Ivanov , 28 May 2008 | shown 35 times
belly on time
by Dimitar Ivanov , 21 May 2008 | shown 29 times
belly cures bad knee
by Dimitar Ivanov , 20 May 2008 | shown 24 times
belly on scientific laws
by Dimitar Ivanov , 19 May 2008 | shown 21 times
belly on gordon browns america trip
by Dimitar Ivanov , 16 May 2008 | shown 148 times
belly on mothers
by Dimitar Ivanov , 15 May 2008 | shown 28 times
belly on computer fixers
by Dimitar Ivanov , 14 May 2008 | shown 25 times
belly on old timers
by Dimitar Ivanov , 12 May 2008 | shown 31 times
belly on blair and brown
by Dimitar Ivanov , 11 May 2008 | shown 21 times
belly on date rape
by Dimitar Ivanov , 10 May 2008 | shown 33 times
belly and pirates
by Dimitar Ivanov , 6 May 2008 | shown 25 times
belly on others observations
by Dimitar Ivanov , 6 May 2008 | shown 21 times
belly on old folks
by Dimitar Ivanov , 5 May 2008 | shown 21 times
belly on blondes
by Dimitar Ivanov , 3 May 2008 | shown 31 times
bellys preparation for the beijing olympics
by Dimitar Ivanov , 2 May 2008 | shown 40 times
spottys wife in her place
by Dimitar Ivanov , 1 May 2008 | shown 32 times
bellys fairy tale about woman
by Dimitar Ivanov , 24 April 2008 | shown 38 times
belly and his doctor’s advice
by Dimitar Ivanov , 17 April 2008 | shown 47 times
Belly on Smiffy's Wife
by Jim Pearson , 9 April 2008 | shown 62 times
Belly on Important exercise
by Jim Pearson , 9 April 2008 | shown 44 times
Belly's Passport Application
by Jim Pearson , 31 March 2008 | shown 51 times
Belly and Geordie Churchgoers
by Jim Pearson , 26 March 2008 | shown 50 times
Belly on Leprechauns
by Jim Pearson , 25 March 2008 | shown 36 times
Belly on Tommy Cooper again fer Jimmy!
by Jim Pearson , 24 March 2008 | shown 34 times
Belly off to USA AGAIN!!!!!
by Jim Pearson , 22 March 2008 | shown 32 times
Belly on Tommy Cooper by Request
by Jim Pearson , 21 March 2008 | shown 29 times
Belly on Irish Priests
by Jim Pearson , 20 March 2008 | shown 62 times
Belly on Graveyards
by Jim Pearson , 19 March 2008 | shown 40 times
Belly on the New Government Seal
by Jim Pearson , 18 March 2008 | shown 36 times
Belly on Jocks
by Jim Pearson , 17 March 2008 | shown 38 times
Belly and WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
by BBC , 12 March 2008 | shown 37 times
Belly on Porshe cars
by BBC , 10 March 2008 | shown 52 times
Belly on Tired Nurses
by Jim Pearson , 27 February 2008 | shown 48 times
Belly on Tickles
by Jim Pearson , 26 February 2008 | shown 42 times
Belly on Inner Peace
by Jim Pearson , 25 February 2008 | shown 33 times
Belly and the Magic Number 11!
by BBC , 18 February 2008 | shown 38 times
Belly and the Importance of Eye Makeup...
by BBC , 17 February 2008 | shown 52 times
Sleepy Jones and Church
by BBC , 15 February 2008 | shown 41 times
Itchy's Wife
by BBC , 14 February 2008 | shown 44 times
Belly on Yankee accents
by BBC , 12 February 2008 | shown 42 times
Belly on Tommy Cooper
by BBC , 10 February 2008 | shown 36 times
Belly on Kites
by BBC , 9 February 2008 | shown 36 times
Belly on Scottish Lonely Hearts
by BBC , 7 February 2008 | shown 40 times
Belly on Finding God
by BBC , 5 February 2008 | shown 32 times
Belly on Hypnotists
by BBC , 5 February 2008 | shown 36 times
Belly On Cultural Diversity
by BBC , 4 February 2008 | shown 36 times
Belly at the BBC
by BBC , 31 January 2008 | shown 109 times
Belly on Sunday Schools
by BBC , 31 January 2008 | shown 35 times
Belly's Gentle thoughts for today.
by BBC , 25 January 2008 | shown 34 times
Belly on Political Correctness
by BBC , 24 January 2008 | shown 35 times
Belly on Rich People
by BBC , 23 January 2008 | shown 37 times
Belly on Money
by BBC , 22 January 2008 | shown 43 times
Belly on Strange Packages
by BBC , 21 January 2008 | shown 33 times
Belly on Confusion
by BBC , 18 January 2008 | shown 44 times
Belly on Desert islands
by BBC , 17 January 2008 | shown 43 times
Belly and Drinkin
by BBC , 11 January 2008 | shown 47 times
Snotty's Dads Dying!!!
by BBC , 10 January 2008 | shown 40 times
Belly Spots Millionaires!!!
by BBC , 2 January 2008 | shown 47 times
Belly's Eye Test
by BBC , 1 January 2008 | shown 46 times
Belly's Tips Fer Delia
by Alan Bell , 18 December 2007 | shown 55 times
Microsoft Window
by Alan Bell , 17 December 2007 | shown 52 times
Belly and Dr Phil
by Alan Bell , 13 December 2007 | shown 43 times
Brainy and Farty - Entrepreneurs
by Alan Bell , 12 December 2007 | shown 47 times
Breaking Football News - 2008 European Championships
by Alan Bell , 11 December 2007 | shown 39 times
Smelley's Dad's Finger's
by Alan Bell , 10 December 2007 | shown 44 times
Belly on Bad Parenting
by Alan Bell , 9 December 2007 | shown 50 times
Belly on Exercise
by Alan Bell , 8 December 2007 | shown 50 times
Belly on Chinese Sick Leave
by Alan Bell , 7 December 2007 | shown 44 times
Belly on French Arrogance
by Alan Bell , 6 December 2007 | shown 43 times
THE BEST SMART ALEC ANSWERS OF 2007
by Alan Bell , 5 December 2007 | shown 51 times
Belly on Reading
by Alan Bell , 4 December 2007 | shown 43 times
Gordon the Chicken
by Alan Bell , 3 December 2007 | shown 42 times
Belly's Women and Men Talk
by Alan Bell , 1 December 2007 | shown 45 times
WHO IS JACK SCHITT
by Alan Bell , 30 November 2007 | shown 44 times
Smelly's trousers
by Alan Bell , 29 November 2007 | shown 42 times
Belly on Supermarket Cakes
by Alan Bell , 28 November 2007 | shown 45 times
Child Benefit to be renamed Criminals Benefit!!!
by Alan Bell , 27 November 2007 | shown 39 times
Belly - The Weakest Link!!!
by Alan Bell , 26 November 2007 | shown 47 times
Smartarse Brooks' week away
by Alan Bell , 25 November 2007 | shown 41 times
Snotty's Job Request
by Alan Bell , 24 November 2007 | shown 44 times
Belly on American toilets
by Alan Bell , 23 November 2007 | shown 48 times
Belly on George Bush's Urinal
by Alan Bell , 22 November 2007 | shown 43 times
Snotty's Best Toast
by Alan Bell , 21 November 2007 | shown 31 times
Belly on Speed Traps
by Alan Bell , 19 November 2007 | shown 76 times
Belly on Rugby League Fans
by Alan Bell , 18 November 2007 | shown 39 times
Belly on Outsourcing
by Alan Bell , 17 November 2007 | shown 50 times
Belly on Feet
by Alan Bell , 16 November 2007 | shown 42 times
Belly on Bus Advertising
by Alan Bell , 15 November 2007 | shown 76 times
Belly on Semen Samples
by Alan Bell , 13 November 2007 | shown 48 times
Belly on Overhearing Conversations
by Alan Bell , 12 November 2007 | shown 44 times
Belly on Call Centres
by Alan Bell , 11 November 2007 | shown 52 times
Belly on Wetsuits
by Alan Bell , 10 November 2007 | shown 78 times
Belly on Words
by Alan Bell , 9 November 2007 | shown 52 times
Belly's Unknown Facts
by Alan Bell , 7 November 2007 | shown 54 times
Nuns and Children
by Alan Bell , 6 November 2007 | shown 48 times
Belly on Men
by Alan Bell , 5 November 2007 | shown 51 times
Belly on Drinking Limits
by Alan Bell , 4 November 2007 | shown 54 times
Belly's Italian Connection
by Alan Bell , 3 November 2007 | shown 53 times
Belly's Women's remote Control
by Alan Bell , 29 October 2007 | shown 66 times
Belly on Joints
by Alan Bell , 28 October 2007 | shown 65 times
Belly on Wives
by Alan Bell , 27 October 2007 | shown 64 times
Belly on Globalisation
by Alan Bell , 26 October 2007 | shown 51 times
Granny Websters Wedding
by Alan Bell , 25 October 2007 | shown 51 times
Belly on Cooking Chicken
by Alan Bell , 24 October 2007 | shown 78 times
Belly on Idiots - Part 5
by Alan Bell , 23 October 2007 | shown 52 times
Belly on Idiots - Part 4
by Alan Bell , 22 October 2007 | shown 49 times
Belly on Idiots - Part 3
by Alan Bell , 19 October 2007 | shown 56 times
Belly on Idiots - Part 2
by Alan Bell , 18 October 2007 | shown 56 times
Belly on Idiots - Part 1
by Alan Bell , 17 October 2007 | shown 89 times
Belly on Kids Prayers
by Alan Bell , 16 October 2007 | shown 54 times
Belly's Mind twister
by Alan Bell , 15 October 2007 | shown 65 times
Belly's Currency Exchange
by Alan Bell , 13 October 2007 | shown 63 times
Belly and Children
by Alan Bell , 12 October 2007 | shown 65 times
Belly at the Mental Asylum
by Alan Bell , 11 October 2007 | shown 79 times
Belly on Internet Names
by Alan Bell , 10 October 2007 | shown 55 times
Belly on the Empire State!
by Alan Bell , 9 October 2007 | shown 55 times
Belly on The Importance of Walking
by BBC , 8 October 2007 | shown 60 times
Belly's Shared Jokes
by BBC , 8 October 2007 | shown 5186 times
Belly and the Three Little Pigs
by Alan Bell , 22 September 2007 | shown 76 times
Belly's View on Council Tax
by Alan Bell , 21 September 2007 | shown 61 times
Belly's priceless pictures
by Alan Bell , 19 September 2007 | shown 72 times
Snotty and the Dentist
by Alan Bell , 16 September 2007 | shown 55 times
Belly Drinks Russia Dry!!!
by Alan Bell , 14 September 2007 | shown 69 times
Belly on Christian Values
by Alan Bell , 13 September 2007 | shown 60 times
Fatty Smith Gets a Wake Up Call
by Alan Bell , 12 September 2007 | shown 69 times
Bellski hits Russia
by Alan Bell , 11 September 2007 | shown 66 times
Belly Found Sh-t Creek!!!!!!
by Alan Bell , 10 September 2007 | shown 67 times
Belly's Take on Children
by Alan Bell , 9 September 2007 | shown 70 times
Fatty Snodgrass Wife Does Off!!!!
by Alan Bell , 8 September 2007 | shown 69 times
Belly on how Women Communicate
by Alan Bell , 5 September 2007 | shown 62 times
Belly and Old Farts!
by Alan Bell , 4 September 2007 | shown 68 times
Belly on Age
by Alan Bell , 3 September 2007 | shown 65 times
Belly and Scottish thinking
by Alan Bell , 2 September 2007 | shown 70 times
Belly's Take on Geordie Lasses
by Alan Bell , 1 September 2007 | shown 79 times
Belly's Speak First Think Second Issues
by Alan Bell , 30 August 2007 | shown 69 times
Bell's Aunty Edna Released From Mental Asylum
by Alan Bell , 28 August 2007 | shown 72 times
Belly's Thoughts on Over-Sensitive Women
by Alan Bell , 27 August 2007 | shown 64 times
Belly Smashes His Car!
by Alan Bell , 26 August 2007 | shown 75 times
Belly Sees Ferrari Team Use Government Scheme!
by Alan Bell , 25 August 2007 | shown 106 times
Belly's Tribute to Bill Clinton
by Alan Bell , 24 August 2007 | shown 70 times
Belly Thanks emailers!
by Alan Bell , 23 August 2007 | shown 68 times
Belly's Letter For EU Compensation Treatment
by Alan Bell , 22 August 2007 | shown 121 times
Belly's Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
by Alan Bell , 21 August 2007 | shown 80 times
Belly Looks at Viagra
by Alan Bell , 20 August 2007 | shown 102 times
Bell's a Sweet Patato
by Alan Bell , 18 August 2007 | shown 86 times
Belly finds Uses for WD40
by Alan Bell , 17 August 2007 | shown 78 times
Belly's Ostrich Joke
by Alan Bell , 16 August 2007 | shown 90 times
Belly's Senior Moments
by Alan Bell , 15 August 2007 | shown 85 times
Belly's Financial Advice for 2007.
by Alan Bell , 14 August 2007 | shown 79 times
Belly nearly dies from Doctors Advice!
by Alan Bell , 13 August 2007 | shown 74 times
Belly Brings You some Incredible Optical Illusions!!!!!
by Alan Bell , 12 August 2007 | shown 82 times
Bellys Found Some Sayin's
by Alan Bell , 10 August 2007 | shown 64 times
Belly's Found EU Language Plans!
by Alan Bell , 9 August 2007 | shown 157 times
Virgins don't have Gin!!
by Alan Bell , 6 August 2007 | shown 135 times
Belly's Foot 'n Mouth Germ Assistance
by Alan Bell , 5 August 2007 | shown 72 times
Bellys Noah's Ark
by Alan Bell , 3 August 2007 | shown 88 times
Belly California Pictures Shock Hees Ma!
by Alan Bell , 1 August 2007 | shown 80 times
Belly Local Churches
by Alan Bell , 31 July 2007 | shown 75 times
Belly Helps the Floods
by Alan Bell , 30 July 2007 | shown 88 times
Belly Knows the Mind of Golfers
by Alan Bell , 28 July 2007 | shown 72 times
Belly Awards for Stupidity
by Alan Bell , 26 July 2007 | shown 154 times
Belly has a Gunfightin' Joke
by Alan Bell , 18 July 2007 | shown 68 times
Belly sees Prince Chuck go for it!
by Alan Bell , 16 July 2007 | shown 134 times
Belly on the Weakest Link!
by Alan Bell , 15 July 2007 | shown 68 times
Belly saes - Only in America
by Alan Bell , 14 July 2007 | shown 70 times
Belly Shows Up David Beckham
by Alan Bell , 12 July 2007 | shown 75 times
Belly shows it all on Venice Beach!
by Alan Bell , 11 July 2007 | shown 103 times
A U2 Concert in Ireland
by Alan Bell , 1 July 2007 | shown 74 times
Belly fishing in America
by Alan Bell , 30 June 2007 | shown 94 times
Belly Drinks America Dry!!!
by Alan Bell , 29 June 2007 | shown 91 times
Bellys joke from America AGAIN!!!
by Alan Bell , 26 June 2007 | shown 82 times
Belly's Joke from America 2
by Alan Bell , 24 June 2007 | shown 77 times
Belly's Joke from America
by Alan Bell , 23 June 2007 | shown 77 times
Belly sets out EU Treaty Demands
by Alan Bell , 22 June 2007 | shown 77 times
Belly's Quiz
by Alan Bell , 20 June 2007 | shown 74 times
Belly hears the Lord!
by Alan Bell , 19 June 2007 | shown 85 times
Belly and the Martian
by Alan Bell , 15 June 2007 | shown 73 times
'Fatty' Phil makes up Olympic Logo!
by Alan Bell , 8 June 2007 | shown 2328 times
Belly meets David Beckham!
by Alan Bell , 7 June 2007 | shown 100 times
Belly's Grannie gets free groceries!
by Alan Bell , 6 June 2007 | shown 86 times
Bellies got a test fur yeh!
by Alan Bell , 5 June 2007 | shown 80 times
Moanies wife won the Lottery!
by Alan Bell , 4 June 2007 | shown 82 times
Belly sees the Farmisut-hical man aboot Viagra!
by Alan Bell , 3 June 2007 | shown 84 times
Belly grannie Fights the Bank!
by Alan Bell , 2 June 2007 | shown 77 times
Belly on the Stage!
by Alan Bell , 1 June 2007 | shown 78 times
Belly’s on the Weakest Link!
by Alan Bell , 31 May 2007 | shown 119 times
One out of every four people suffers from a mental disorder
by Alan Bell , 29 May 2007 | shown 92 times
Belly fillhofeesizers about the dog poop
by Alan Bell , 24 May 2007 | shown 94 times
Bellys in Cyprus getting a tan and ten pints
by Alan Bell , 21 May 2007 | shown 89 times
Belly goes Golfin.Ah went golfin the otha day.
by Alan Bell , 17 May 2007 | shown 79 times
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
by Alan Bell , 14 May 2007 | shown 86 times
Bellys been tu Spain!
by Alan Bell , 13 May 2007 | shown 92 times
Am gannin tu see our Pamela in Spain
by Alan Bell , 10 May 2007 | shown 88 times
Broown, he’s a red showing himsell as yellow. Divent trust 'im!
by Alan Bell , 10 May 2007 | shown 68 times
Bellys not understood
by Alan Bell , 8 May 2007 | shown 87 times
If you think nobody cares, just try missing a couple of payments.
by Alan Bell , 3 May 2007 | shown 100 times
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
by Alan Bell , 2 May 2007 | shown 94 times
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
by Alan Bell , 1 May 2007 | shown 86 times
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
by Alan Bell , 30 April 2007 | shown 86 times
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
by Alan Bell , 29 April 2007 | shown 85 times
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
by Alan Bell , 28 April 2007 | shown 96 times
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
by Alan Bell , 27 April 2007 | shown 92 times
Belly Stuffed on Dollar Pound exchange rate!
by Alan Bell , 26 April 2007 | shown 105 times
Belly bets on reaching a hundred and eighty!
by Alan Bell , 24 April 2007 | shown 104 times
Belly offsets his carbon on trip to North Shields Fish Market!
by Alan Bell , 23 April 2007 | shown 106 times
Belly fights for subs gear with all the team!
by Alan Bell , 22 April 2007 | shown 114 times
British Gas say sorry to Belly’s Uncle Dan
by Alan Bell , 20 April 2007 | shown 113 times
Belly Buying US Dollars rattles the markets!
by Alan Bell , 18 April 2007 | shown 219 times
Shackle yer Granny the Government Tells Yae
by Alan Bell , 17 April 2007 | shown 96 times
‘Smarty Pants’ Burton Losses hees Lass
by Alan Bell , 16 April 2007 | shown 109 times
‘Snotty’ pulls a lass!
by Alan Bell , 15 April 2007 | shown 90 times
Karbon Footprints not mine says Belly
by Alan Bell , 14 April 2007 | shown 114 times
England manager Steve MacLaffenstock
by Alan Bell , 12 April 2007 | shown 117 times
Ten Woodbines fer Faye
by Alan Bell , 10 April 2007 | shown 105 times
Two Jeans maks yer FAT
by Alan Bell , 9 April 2007 | shown 110 times
Waara game tudae!
by Alan Bell , 8 April 2007 | shown 115 times
Everybody goes for a Durex
by Alan Bell , 4 April 2007 | shown 105 times
Fanny Hunter on Tyneside
by Alan Bell , 2 April 2007 | shown 228 times
DUREX LAUNCHES DRIVE FOR CONDOM TESTERS!!!!!
by Alan Bell , 2 April 2007 | shown 125 times
