'Belly' of the Roversh
THE TRUE VOICE OF THE NORTH EAST - (AH THINK SAE!)
BELLY'S DAILY DIARY
Belly and Pirates
6 May 2008
A pirate walked into a bar.
The barman looked at him and said,
'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'
'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'
'What about the wooden leg?’ said the barman, ‘You didn't have that before.'
'Well,’ said the Pirate, ‘we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'
The barman looked at his arms and pointed:
'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'
'We were in another battle,’ said the pirate, ‘and I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'
The Barman looked at the pirates face.
'But what about that eye patch?' he said, ‘what happened there?’
'Oh,’ said the Pirate, ‘one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them did its business, right into my eye.'
'You're kidding,' said the barman, 'you lost an eye just from bird crap.'
The Pirate replied,
'It was my first day with the hook.'
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