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Belly Cures Bad Knee!
20 May 2008
Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doctor says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'
Phil sent Belly a message
Dear Belly
I was moving a heavy boulder at the weekend and it rolled down onto me - I stopped it with my knee!! Does Dr Bell have any miracle cure in his Apothecary medicine cabinet for a bruised and very sore knee?? As someone who has deep respect for age - especially when it comes in a bottle, any advice on the best whisky to drink would be useful!
Belly replied
Take one cat’s eye and smash it together with a pair of frog’s testicles
Take this mixture and blend in two teaspoons of piss from a rabid dog
Spread on a piece of toast and give to the wife to eat
After she has eaten it tell her what was in the potion
It won’t help your knee initially but will certainly give you a laugh as the wife realises what she’s eaten and start’s a war dance around the kitchen. However, then you will have to move quickly to avoid being beaten to death. That’s when your knee will either be cured or she will catch you and you will have worse than a bad knee!
Belly
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