'Belly' of the Roversh
THE TRUE VOICE OF THE NORTH EAST - (AH THINK SAE!)
BELLY'S DAILY DIARY
Belly on Graveyards
19 March 2008
Three Geordies, Jimmy, Snotty and Fatso, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard at Wallsend.
"Come and have a look over here." Said Snotty, "It's Micky Wilkinson's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing." says Fatso, "Here's a bloke named Paddy Field, and it says here that he was 95 when he died!"
Just then, Jimmy yelled out, "Good God yae two, here's a fella that’s lived til’ he was 135!"
"That’s a hell of an age Jimmy, what was his name?" asked Snotty.
Jimmy stumbled around a bit, awkwardly lit a match to see what else was written on the stone marker and exclaimed, "Miles, from Edinburgh."
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