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Belly on Irish Priests
20 March 2008
An Irish priest was driving down to Newcastle from Morpeth when a very nice police officer stopped him for speeding. (Why ah nae!!! The sod! Thee winnet let onybody alone tu speed!)
Anyroad the very nice policeman could smell alcohol on the priest's breath and then wid yae believe it he saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
Very perturbed the very nice policemen said, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," said the priest.
The very nice police officer said, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looked at the bottle and said,
"Good Lord! The good father's done it again!"
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