'Belly' of the Roversh
THE TRUE VOICE OF THE NORTH EAST - (AH THINK SAE!)
BELLY'S DAILY DIARY
Belly on Kites
9 February 2008
Sweaty Betty’s husband was out the back trying to fly a kite. He threw the kite up in the air and the wind caught it for a few seconds, then it came crashing back down to earth.
He tried a few more times with no success.
All the while, Sweaty Betty was watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opened the window and yelled to Hanging Balls Bob, her husband,
"You need a piece of tail."
Hanging Balls turned with a confused look on his face and said,
"Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
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