'Belly' of the Roversh
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Belly on Old Timers
12 May 2008
Two guys, one old timer and one young lad, were pushing their carts around B & Q's do it yourself place when they bumped into each other.
The old timer said to the young lad, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.”
The young lad said, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy replied, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy said, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big breasts, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old timer thought and the replied......
"Doesn't matter --- let's look for your wife."
Most old timers are helpful like that!
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