'Belly' of the Roversh

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BELLY'S DAILY DIARY

Belly on Smiffy’s Wife

09 April 2008

One morning Smiffy returned after several hours fishing and decided to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decided to take the boat out.

She motored out a short distance, anchored, and started to read her book.

Along came a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulled up alongside Smiffy’s wife and said,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replied, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?)

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informed her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says Smiffy’s wife.

"But I haven't even touched you," said the game warden.

"That's true,” said Smiffy’s wife, “ but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," said the polis, and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

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