'Belly' of the Roversh
THE TRUE VOICE OF THE NORTH EAST - (AH THINK SAE!)
BELLY'S DAILY DIARY
Belly on Tickles
26 February 2008
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Sweaty Betty was away there and looking fer a little job to make some money tu keep hor and Wanky Jim on holiday for a few more weeks when she saw the Tickle Me Elmo factory. So she went in and asked for a short time job. Wy yer should have seen the faces when she asked for a short time job, but then thee all started laughing and falling off their chairs when thee realized what she really meant.
So she got the job and started the next day at 8:00 am.
The following day at 8:45 am there was a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman threw open the door and began to rant about the new employee, Sweaty Betty.
He complained that she was incredibly slow and the whole line was backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decided he should see this for himself, so the 2 men marched down to the factory floor. When they get there the line was so backed up that there were Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they were really beginning to pile up
At the end of the line stood Sweaty Betty Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She had a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager burst into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together and approached Sweaty.
"I'm sorry," he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.”
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