'Belly' of the Roversh
THE TRUE VOICE OF THE NORTH EAST - (AH THINK SAE!)
BELLY'S DAILY DIARY
Itchy’s Wife
14 February 2008
Itchy’s missus came home happy as clarry the other day.
She was so pleased that she started jumping up and down on the bed with nae clothes on squealing with delight.
Itchy looked up at hor and didn’t nae what was happening. He kept looking at hor fer a long time then broke the silence and asked,
'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'
The missus continued to bounce on the bed and said,
'I don't care what you think. I have just come back from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.'
Itchy replied,
'What did he say about your 42-year old backside then?'
'Your name never came up,' his missus replied.
Well serves him right. Niver upset the missus!
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