Jim Pearson's blog
Tiger Woods!
17 September 2007
Tiger Woods is out driving his BMW in a remote part of Ireland.
He calls into a garage for fuel; the owner knows nothing about golf and has never heard of Tiger Woods.
‘Top of the morning to you.’ The Irish man shouts to Tiger.
‘Good morning.’ Tiger replies as he bends down to reach the fuel pump.
Tiger reaches for the fuel nozzle and as he does two tees fell out of his pocket.
The Irishman asks, ‘Now, what b’jameas are they now?’
Tiger replies, ‘They are tees to rest my balls on when I’m driving.’
‘Bejesus’, says the Irishman, ‘them BMW folks think of everything.’
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