Jimmy & Belly's News
'Jimmy and Belly review the week that was direct from Geordiesport.com.'
Jonny Boy!!!!
28 February 2008
Jimmy says ‘That Jonny Wilkinson is some boy. See last week he scored a last minute drop goal to beat Saracens just like he did when you lot (England!) won the World Cup. I am a football man through and through but I love going to the rugby. Real physical stuff and no girlie tantrums!!’
‘What wud yae scots nae aboot physical stuff man?’ says belly, ‘the only phsics you all know is when you wake up and yae have the physics from too much drinkin’ the night afore! When did Scotland win any rugger stuff then Jimmy?’
‘Shurrup yae sassanac daft boy!’
‘Anyway back to my thoughts for the week. Everybody talks about Wilkinson's kicking prowess but he is a very talented boy and a hard lad as well. He puts in some hefty tackles in every game. The trouble as I see it for the Falcons is that they get a good side together, win a few games, then all their top players have to go and play for England.’
‘Hey Jimmy, talking about football, what about Gazza? Mate of yours I know but what a shame. Local lad made good. Why does it always happen to us lads from the north east? Anyroad lets hope he gets well sooneh Jimmy?’
‘Hy, he is a mate of mine and I have had many great times with him in the past. As yae said belly, let’s hope he gets himself pulled together soon.’
‘Anyway Jimmy talking aboot council tax. Council tax re-evaluators want to charge us more if we live in a nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas like me and me ma! But there’s a huge council house ah nae aboot in a lovely area.
In it the extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.
Her two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs.
The family's odd antics are always in the papers.
They are out of control. ..........
But honestly - who'd want to live near Windsor Castle?
What a plonker! See what I have to put up with!
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