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Ruling The Game!
4 February 2008
Jimmy says, ‘I watched the Newcastle and 'Boro match at the weekend and I couldn't believe the way that goalkeepers are still so over-protected. Little Michael Owen knocking over man mountain Aussie Mark Schwarzer. A bit like the little midget Belly knocking over Frank Bruno!!’
‘Oy lad,’ says Belly, ‘Franks a good mate of mine. Av knocked ‘im out many a time with a few bottles of Broon. Cannut drink like us Geordie lads yae nae!’
Belly, try to be serious man!
Anyway, Belly tu one side, I always like to watch reactions and Schwarzer realised that he had dropped a clanger and his side were a goal behind because there were no appeals. He just banged the ground in frustration.
Funnily enough this game threw up debates about the other big talking point in the rules of the game, namely the off-side law--or the lack of it, as the case may be. Downing hit the post and it came back to Aliadiere who smacked it in - Off-side. Gong-Dook moved in front of Given and Huth was clear to head the equaliser - Not off-side. Presumably not interfering with play. Why is he on the pitch then!?! Aliadiere was yards on-side when Given made a good save but was given off-side.
Auld man Jimmy man, Given is a goalie isn’t he, so he can't be off-side can he so theres nae question about it! So why are yer asking if Given was offside? Was Given off side or not man – why divent yer answer the question man??
Learn the game Belly, and learn English language – Given made a good save – Aliadiere was off side!
But yer said he was on side!
But the ref said he was off side so was given offside.
Are divent know if Given was offside man, yer away again!!!
Aw leave it Belly - what a plonker!
Learn the game? If the refs divent nae the games rules how du yae expect me tu understand them? Dis offside mean onside now?
Anyroad jim, av just been hearing aboot a new survey abouit the Euro. A cross-section survey of one thousand people in the UK made up of Afghans, Pakistanis, Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis, Africans, Albanians, Bosnians, Turks, Geordies, Brummies, Aberdonians, Weegies, Mackams, Smokies and Liverpudlians were asked if they thought Britain should change its currency to the Euro.
Wud yae believe it ninety nine per cent of them said NO - they were happy with the GIRO!
What a plonker! See what I have to put up with!
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